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You may not have noticed it, but the Electro-Troll began terrorising Memphis late last year. It's been known to kick shins with its pointy-toed boots and stomp feet with peircingly sharp spike heels. It creeps up below you when you don't notice and has a feindish taste for stealing, lying and trickery. It's likely to cause problems in a passive aggressive way AS WELL AS through blatant gossip.
How to spot an elector-troll:
Look for rivets in belts and sewn erroneously onto clothing as trim.
Puffy sleeved era the show "Dynasty"
Stripped denim and miniskirts.
Dropped a lot of names which creates a sort of trail of popcorn on the ground that you can follow, but don't! Make haste to calmly turn the other way.
How to ward one off:
Wear black metal attire.
Have no money.
Get it to start talking about what a great drummer it is, than ask it to demonstrate. It will run away.
Get it to start talking about what a great Skater it is, than ask it to demonstrate. It will run away.
If you are to meet face to face with the Electro-troll:
Run briskly to nearest exit, especially if you are male.
Grasp your wallet firmly.
Common Prey:
Boys in bands.
Fashion bugs
Girls in bands
Nice people
People with money.
This has been a public service message from Alicja and the Lost Sounds.
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